Matt's life | Matt's Opinions | Matt and Assorted things | Girls Who Hurt Me | Matt and Movies |
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What is Columbia, Missouri.
Matt was born here (city).
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What is DQ Heath Caramel Brownie blizzard.
Newly discovered by his apartment, Matt claims this is the best dessert the world has ever tasted.
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Asics
Matt's favorite shoe brand. No tongue, very comfy.
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What is a dinosaur.
Ellie McWhorter, a high school fling, always liked to compare me to this animal. You'll catch her at a St. Louis Cardinals game, an evolutionary descendant of the same species.
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Call Me by Your Name
Matt made a movie based on this award winning movie movie–but with an allegedly homophobic twist!
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What is Priory
Matt went to high school here.
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Who is Nathan Fielder.
Matt claims this man is the most creative person alive, and will always try to force him onto other people.
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A beaver
Matt learned this was his spirit animal after spiraling into a quarter life crisis in London.
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What is Maggie Roe
This girl fell asleep while watching Mission Impossible: Fallout with Matt in London.
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What is Kanopy
Matt's favorite streaming service--free with an ND email. He's tried to replace Netflix and chill with it–but hard to make out and read subtitles at the same time.
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What is December 26th.
This is my birthday.
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What is the chicken patty.
Matt's always called this the most versatile object the dining hall has to offer.
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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
At age 5, Matt told a pregnant women that she was at risk for this disorder.
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Who is Abby Helme.
She's talking in the stone skipping video. (DAILY DOUBLE)
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What is Hufflepuff.
This is what Hogwarts House Matt would be sorted into.
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What is Robert.
Matt's sibling, the man few of you have met.
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Fifa
Matt really believes he's better at this than everybody he's ever met. If you argue with him, he'll probably start "kicking and screaming"
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Infinite Jest
Matt's last 3 Facebook profile pictures have featured him reading this book in different forms.
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Who is Mary Kate O'Leary
Ah, she left me with nothing but a sock. To this day we laugh about it, and by we I mean she. Culminated in a film about a sock.
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What is Schindlers List
Matt made a black and white movie about a sock, but he chose to keep the RED sock in color: a nod to what movie?
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What is Rockne
Man it's getting hard to come up with questions. This was Matt's childhood dog––or, a pretty famous football coach.
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Jayson Tatum.
Matt outscored this NBA player in a middle school game.
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Virginia basketball losing to UMBC.
When was the last time Matt cried in front of his father (A traumatic sporting event).
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Who is Kathleen (not Quinn-but that would be crazy right?!)
this girl shares a name with Matt's favorite song: Shame he couldn't reel her in at that dorm party freshman year.
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What are Tom's maroon puma's.
This wardrobe item worn by the protagonist from 500 Days of Summer made Matt decide the movie was about him.
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