| CASH phrases | Vehicles | Drunk Miles | Friends | Miles quotes |
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What is the shallow end?
Deep conversations in…
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What is literally every single car Miles has had in his possesion?
Forever Car
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this world is not our home
Something miles always says when he’s drunk and spiritual
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Alex Quesadilla Lyro
Miles always introduces this friend as a dirty mexican
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wendi stevenson
MILF
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The party dies
If we stay
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VW Bug
Miles was gonna put the engine in this car because it was only four bolts and super easy
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Spitoinkerville/Yonderland
Drunk miles is just outside this city
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Uncle Yosef
Miles always introduces this friend as his creepy uncle that likes to rape him
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I gotta quit this nasty habit
What miles says when he vapes, drinks or smokes ciggys, except he has no intention of doing whatsoever
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"triple banger lightning round?"
succession of 3 questions, in rapid fire sequence
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yellow Miata? WRX?
I wish I would’ve never sold that car
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rusty rebar (too soon?)
Miles isn’t always gay but when he’s drunk he doesn’t mind six inches of what going up his ass
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Isaac
After a brouhaha with miles and this friend the “dark ages” began
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black people
“Hey I’m not a racist I just hate…”
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Jerking off with maple syrup
What is a Canadian handshake
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a CTS-V
Miles guilty pleasure car
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Red wine
When drinking miles only has one cup of this
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Ethan Bradley Stone
Miles has stolen too many of this friends underwear
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miles nickname for kath
Stupid bitch
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"Da shi-shi?"
The perfect closing joke to tell an audience of 1-year-olds
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Geo fuckin metro?
The best trade you could ever get for a car
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Rip your underwear to shreds and leave you crying in the fetal position
When miles has been drinking around the boys stay fully clothed or he’ll try to do this
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a 4 skin
Miles has this that most of his friends don’t
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"Did you know I'm jewish?"
Untrue, but Miles is always to include it when introducing himself
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