I'll steal your gear if your not careful. Some would say I'm a turd.

Dave Jewett

Feel free to run around with a chainsaw during our Chainsaw Steeple Chase. But you better wear your helmet for the pole fell!

Underhand chop at the Stihl Timbersports Series.

This year I went to Boonville and realized that I showed up a week early!

I once got arrested. I was driving my motorcycle unregistered. But they didn't arrest me for that. It's because I tried to out-run the cops.

Arden Cogar Jr.

Taking a page from Mr. Gallagher, we used to judge our pole fell by smashing watermelons!

Men's Bowsaw at Boonville, NY.

I once lost my wallet in the hills of West Virgina during a training session. My partner was pleased to take a three hour detour to find it on the way to Webster Springs.

I was raised in Northern Maine, where my father was once a competitor. Dessert? Yes, please!!!

Mike Eash

We had a mystery event, but it's really no mystery. It would rotate between pulp for distance and log roll almost every year.

Standing Block Chop at Presque Isle in 2001.

I showed up to the Stihl Series in 2011 without the gear to do four of the events.

I just bought a new bowsaw blade from Marcel at Windsor. I need a partner, where's Doyle?

Mark Dufresne

There is no room to have a pulp for distance, so we'll have human log skidding instead!

Single Buck at Cherry Springs, PA.

I Borrowed a different throwing axe for every single show in 2015.

Underhand chop is my specialty. I went to college at Umaine for a short stretch and now I compete further out west.

Adam LaSalle

Today the wood draw will be decided with playing cards!

Hard Hit at Elkins, WV.

Vince Maciel once said about this person, "The only difference between Bos and you. Is that Bos forgets his gear. You just don't have any!"