The number of club championships that Norm won @ BMCC

Norm weighed this never to be reached again svelte weight after basic training

If you were SWIMMINGLY lucky as a kid, you may have found a bag of this candy tucked into the console between the front two seats of Norm’s old 1973 blue two-door Buick LeSabre.

The number of universities Norm attended before receiving his degree from the University of Michigan

A modern word that Norm doesn’t particularly like; this is a mash up of two other HUGE words.

After hitting a particularly horrible chip shot, Norm can be heard howling this two syllable name

This pre DOT com code was the one Norm learned at Camp Gordon to DASH off messages

f Norm had not made it as a STOCK broker, he could have made it as a STOCK boy at a retail clothing store due to this exacting talent.

Unlike John Belushi’s character Bluto from Animal House, who pissed this many years of college down the drain, Norm actually finished his bachelor’s degree in this amount of time.

This two-syllable word could be heard by Doris calling from the back of the house to the front to find her husband.

In this year, Norm went toe to toe with Tiger Woods

When Norm served in Korea, his Korean interpreter Bok Chun Keyo uttered this unique
English phrase every time he became frustrated.

Norm, not a great athlete? OH NO, Norm actually thrived in this exciting winter Olympic sport.

Norm learned many amazing things in college, including this little known fact: the middle initial to Jesus Christ’s name.

Scotch and soda was probably his favorite one in college.

At this age, Norm first shot a score lower than his age for 18 holes

Bunk mates of Norm’s towards the end of his service were frequently heard screaming
in pain just before leaving Korean to head back to the states due to this medical
procedure.

The percentage of drivers whom Norm believes have no idea what they are doing on the road.

It’s all GREEK to me, but for over 40 years, Norm has PLEDGED his leadership to this nostalgic event.

It’s not clear how much time Norm actually spent here during college.

Despite his many accomplishments, Norm has never had one of these

According to Norm lore, this Presidential photograph was removed from the wall at his
Induction center…and replaced with another one during the time Norm arrived for military service and his physical was completed.

You know what they say, “Big Feet, Big Blank.” This is Norm’s shoe size.

Norm SERVED in this position as a job on campus but never met a girl to date there.

With his penchant for cleaning, Norm could have had a sparkling career with this company.