| Coach Hunt's Thoughts | "Oh no" O-Line Moments | 'Roo lookalikes | Caf Menu Items | Jason Claps Back |
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What is "Kamikaze"?
Jason pancakes someone...
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What is "the cardinal fucking sin, GODAMNIT"?
Jumping offsides on our one yard line...
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Who is the Joe "The Macaroni Penguin" Morgan?
Often seen in an aquatic habitat, sporting a slick backed hairdo...
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What is beef vindaloo?
Tastes like Bangladesh... also known as "indian poop stew" - Bo Garner
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Who is Colton Tibbits?
Mayo monkey
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What is "Aggravated Assault"?
Akira pancakes someone...
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What is "Stinky Pete"?
The name of Jake Hanes' only fans
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Who is Rylan "Stompy" Ritch?
Beef with ceiling tiles, ice cream dispensing skills, featured as a minor enemy in Super Mario Bros
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What is everything in the caf?
Often causes diarrhea and blood curdling farts
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Who is Colton Tibbits?
Albino ape
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What is a great play?
Hoffman pancakes someone...
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Who is Phillip on deez nutz?
Phillip...
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What is Keegan's cock?
white, vascular, not the tallest, super intense
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What is the empty gatorade fountains?
The most disappointing part of the caf after a long practice
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Who is Colton Tibbits?
...my backup...
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What is run stretch on 3rd and 10?
The answer to any situation in football, the ultimate offensive play call...
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What is getting out the shit stains?
Most difficult part about being an oline coach...
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Who is Akira Mierez?
started career on stage in 1983 with her one-woman show, Spook Show running from 1984 to 1985. She won a Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album for the recording of the show. Her film breakthrough came in 1985 with her role as Celie, a mistreated woman in the Deep South, in Steven Spielberg's period drama film The Color Purple, for which she won the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama . For her performance in the romantic fantasy film Ghost (1990) as an eccentric psychic, she won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress and a second Golden Globe Award. She starred in the comedy Sister Act (1992) and its sequel, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993), and became the highest-paid actress at the time.
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Who is the whole O-Line?
Minor hate crimes committed each time they gather
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