Hyuk! This family trip is the most special and memorable for the birthday onion.

$h!t happens. This birthday onion sharted a total of ____ times in a Target.

Single file, people! Name all 5 members of One Direction (full names).

I like to move it, move it, and so does an onion near you. This metropolitan area in California gains a new resident in just 3 weeks.

Cover your mouth when you sneeze, and your ears when the onion sings. This artist was slated for a September 3rd concert at the Forum in Los Angeles, but had to be pushed back to August 2021.

Some people splurge on fancy shoes, some on the latest technology. Many people's wallets burn for material goods, but the onion's big bucks are often spent on these events, the grand total up to 27 in its lifetime.

The heart wants what it can't have, and the onion's heart is no exception. Despite the difference in social status, birthday onion hopes to snag a date from a cute rock star, and prepared this nontraditional way of asking him.

Below-the Belt attacks can be found in both physical and internet fights. On the web, one BtB attack is gaining traction on social media, and this phrase was used against the birthday onion in a recent twitter interaction.

DOUBLE ONIONPARDY!

Breaking Bobby Bones, an upcoming reality show, filmed its Seattle-based episode on the northern shores of Lake Onion... I mean Union... at the Diver's Institute of Technology. The on-set Onion did this job on its docks.

Condiments can make or break a sandwich, but one rises above them all and claims the spot as the lone onion's mortal enemy.

Jingle Bells, your critical thinking smells! Addisen asked l'oignon this silly question a few Christmases ago.

You don't have to break up a band to be a rude to them. This member of the Jonas Brothers got cut off after a too-excited onion met him for the first time.

Halloween is approaching and once again, it's time to pick out your costumes. The onion isn't too worried though, as this "strange" character's signature outfit is a classic for onion's costume planning.

Work it Onion!! To pay its way through college, the onion had to get a job. It lucked out after snagging a 2-year video coordinator position in a resource center for this community.

Practical, Dramatical, Pragmatical, and Fanatical! This long-standing Broadway hit is pure gold to your favorite onion.

This party isn't the only surprise the onion has had over its lifetime. This popular awards show for young viewers, hosted by Kevin, Nick, and Joe Jonas, was graced by the presence of an onion sprout in 2009.

Only the birthday onion was "lookin' like a fool" when this classically embarrassing moment happened at the end of recess one year.

Everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame, and your favorite onion was lucky enough to reach over 6,000 fan accounts on TikTok with its unboxing of what significant fragrance?

It's getting hot in here! Two degrees hotter to be exact. The sizzling onion left Washington State University with two diplomas in hand. Name one of the degrees.

Correctly name 3 out of 5 of the golden onion's favorite TV series.

On December 11, 2006, one special onion was at the ripe age of ten when it went to this first concert.

P.E. was out of the question when a younger onion got shredded by this exercise machine after taking a fall on it.

The onion is known for its ability to make others cry just at the sight of it. However, the onion's lesser known talent lies in its writing skills and making others smile. Its claim to fame was gaining nearly 10,000 viewers on its first fanfiction titled ___.

The onion's most personal accomplishment is in its self-discipline, recently committing to being more active and improving its health by joining a specialty gym, where the onion can engage in this type of workout daily.

Everyone eats, everyone drinks, everyone poops. Even onions. This meal at this popular Pullman restaurant remains the onion's favorite meal (sans onion of course... no thanks cannibalism).