| Grugged Out | Rick out with your dick out | Random Shit | Slightly more questionable random shit | IDEK Anymore |
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Who is Double D?
"Can I get two chicken chalupas and a large Sierra Mist?"
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Who is David?
"So this morning I got a pulse back on a priest. You think God will make me straight now?"
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Who is Jacob?
"Bro I love being stuffed!"
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Who is Adrian?
"Why eyes big but monkey small?"
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Who is Cam?
"Post nut clarity is a bitch... that's why I don't nut ;)"
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Who is Adrian?
"Cam just look bro it's not that hard. Glasses are just a placebo. Your mind is weak not your eyes"
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Who is Ethan?
"Imagine being a turkey and just getting fisted after being dismembered"
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Who is Kaleb?
"Happy thanksgiving <3 I'm most thankful for Rob and Rob only"
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Who is Josh?
"Remember kids if you ever get a charley horse in your calf while completely blasted just slam your leg into your bed until it either goes away or you pass back out"
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Who is David?
"Wow, those are some short shorts there baby. What are you, gay or something?"
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Who is Kellen?
"Balls. Nuts even"
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Who is Cam?
"Ever wonder why Anthony Davis was so tall? His dad kept nutting in his mom"
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Who is Sam?
"I dragged my wood around the house"
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Who is Adrian?
"I mean I'm sorry I'm not a professional hater of anything that brings people joy bc I didn't grow up in the armpit of D.C"
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Who is Kellen?
"Don't worry, I'll be there playa." -Someone who was in fact not there
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Who is Zach?
"Ooh, jacking off to an acquaintance is a... weird thing, I think"
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Who is Kellen?
"Post nut clarity so good I don't need glasses to see the error of my ways"
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Who is Adrian?
"The great wall was built by Yao Ming. It's just as tall as he could put the bricks"
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Who is Adrian?
"Not to get political but what the fuck is oatmeal?"
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Who is Adam?
"I feel like laser tag, roller skating, and tie dye are pretty gay already. But coffee? Now that screams queer"
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Who is Kellen?
"I have forgotten my temporal location in time and space"
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Who is Cam?
"Kissy-kissy boo-boo suck my dick time"
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Who is Sam?
"Speaking of bathrooms, the downstairs bathroom is out of toilet paper. I know this because I'm using it rn... send help"
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Who is Kaleb?
"I remember in a drunken haze on my initiation night while I lay on the vommie couch in a comatose state, David's face came into my field of vision along with his med bag with talk of sticking some equipment down my throat"
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Who is Adrian?
"THERE IS NO MARDI GRAS, NO EASTER, NO NOTHIN. I'm so fucking pissed that people didn't wear masks so now I can't get my mamas thanksgiving cooking. FUCKING BULLSHIT"
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