Famous for mac and cheese and popcorn chicken

A mallet is used to hit balls through small hoops

A fun STI that is commonly carried by horny college students and koalas

Translation of "why hello there friend!" into pirate

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A common place to hook up on campus.

Players chase cheese down an extremely steep hill where the first to cross the finish line wins the roll of cheese

The disease alters liver function and turns you yellow

The pirate version of Holy Cow

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This man guards between the desires of the all boys and all girls dorms

Teams of three races a toilet on skis in the middle of winter

Staph infection that has developed antibiotic resistance.

The right side of the ship

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Students often emerge from this location with red lines around their eyes

Contestants must race through an obstacle course while carrying a wife. The wife to be carried “may be your own, the neighbor’s, or you may have found her further afield; she must, however, be over 17 years of age.” So, you don’t even need a wife to compete. Some other poor soul’s wife will do just fine.

Often occurs after getting bit by tiny critters that hide in tall grass.

To take Booty from

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A quick and easy food stop for students who live on the West side of campus

The one where an orange ball goes into one of two baskets

A disease prevalent in elementary schools that is commonly used in a game of tag

A strong alcoholic drink like a shot

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