| A Little Sexual | A Little Depressing | A Little Drunk | A Little Offensive | Hometown Favorites |
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Who is Mary?
“Literally suck my neck”
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Who is Baud?
“I haven’t laughed in a week”
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Who is Baud?
“Make it a habit to overwhelm someone with your drunkenness”
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Who is Jones?
“I support women supporting women. But some women. Need to shut the actual fuck up.”
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Who is Kelly?
“HARTLEY AND RYAN BROKE UP”
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Who is Mary?
“I’m a rapist”
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Who is Nora?
“Throwback to when I was sober and good for this world”
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Who is Baud?
“Guys. Some French guy gave me this thing its 44 percent nic. I’m on another planet”
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Who is Baud?
“My roommates parents died and she was a mess and I didn’t know what to do”
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Who is Nicky C and Maya Phillips?
Person 1: “I want to will my ability to express my true self through my music to anyone else in the school that shares my same passion.”
Person 2: “Can we have him do a live performance? It will be bigger than astroworld.” |
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Who is Nora?
“Is that the gorilla that jerked off to you”
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Who is Mary?
“It was so dry it was literally sticking to my cooter”
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Who is Kelly?
“No ur fye goat shit goat face fye goat ass fire girl”
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Who is Kelly speaking about her own daughter?
“Poop in her mouth and she’ll swallow. She’s ugly asf. Ankle Biter.”
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Who is Mrs. Phillips?
“Word to the wise. Don’t fucking lie to me again.”
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Who is Kelly?
“Liking Jake Ryan is a form of lgbtq+”
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Who is Maya?
“I am going to be completely transparent. My asshole just bled.”
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Who is Baud?
“I pulled into chardon pool. But I started throwing up before I got in the driveway. So I caught it in my hand.”
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Who is Mary?
“The boy in the striped pajamas can fuck me tho”
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Who is Kylan Teeples texting Maya?
“Hey what’s cookin good lookin. Wanna start a streak????????? as you can tell I’m really good at this…”
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Who is Mary?
“I love your package. And I can’t wait til I unzip it to have my surprise.”
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Who is Maya?
“From the creators of fire crotch. It’s fire ass.”
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Who is Kelly?
“We should do something crazy Saturday. Meaning wake up in the middle of 44 at 5 am.”
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Who is Maya?
“It’s cuz he’s Asian.”
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Who is Julia Siupinys speaking on prom?
“Wait bruh I know I just hung up but like I do have to say I thought I was very chill (for being drunk) at ur house. Like I wasn’t insane.”
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