"She's just a girl who claims that I am the one, but the kid is not my son."

"Say hello to my little friend"

"Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. Get the money. Dollar, dollar bill y'all."

"What you talking about Willis?"

"So if you're from Africa why are you white?"

"I can do what you do, easy, believe me.
Frontin' nixxas give me hee-bee-gee-bees"

"That's what I want- to be Topanga's boyfriend and then we can name our children Chewbacca and Plankton"

"I'll be back."

"Look at the stars. Look how they shine for you,
and all the things that you do."

"Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!"

"Last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur."

"I don't ever wanna drink again
I just, ooh, I just need a friend."

"Congratulate me. It took all day, but I finally found the perfect pair of alligator pumps to wear to the Save the Everglades dinner tonight."

"Help me. I'm poor"