Roland's Friend told us that this was a quick and easy hike that we could do in an hour. We ended up climbing up ladders to get there and finishing our hike at 9 pm in the dark.

These two people are the human version of dog shit. South Africa was basically their honey moon in college. They are now married in real life.

This person is the reason that we call ourselves the savages. He proceeded to tell Lucy that she was a savage which made me cry hysterically after a night out at Tiger Tiger. One of the Savages hooked up with him and was locked in his house the next morning.

The person that one of the savages made out with in a red room inside the Dubliner.

A common phrase used by literally every South African's that confused American's into thinking that something was going to happen right then and there when really it meant later.

This is the place that had nachos that made you shit your intestines out after eating it. They also had a great margarita pitcher deal.

This person more money on the planet than any of us combined. Not only does she lack basic social skills but she also left every single item of clothing she's ever owned in Cape Town.

The adult in our life that never had his shit together. "Just now" was his absolute favorite term. One time he took us on a "20 minute walk" and it ended up being a 3 hour one.

The place that we had to enter before entering the best/worst club we have all ever been to.

South Africans way of asking how everything is going in a friendly fashion.

A member of the savages almost drowned in this specific place.

Thembie's partner in every Southern Ambition tour. Also the biggest bitch on the planet.

The person that a member of the savages asked to touch her boobs in Zimbabwe. She also groped him while skinny dipping in the pool with him. This person never had an appropriate relationship with any of the savages.

__________ told the entire program that ___________ was most likely to be found passed out drunk in an alley.

The South African term that is literally just used for something that is cool, yummy, nice, etc.

_____________ was the high end grocery store compared to _______________

This person slept in one of the savages rooms every night. He also tried to grope one of the members in front of the other person he was trying to get with. Rumor had it he was Justin Timberlake's brother.

This person caught the savages texting about her in the group chat. She then went to each member of the savages to ask them why she was mentioned in our group chat.

The classes at UCT that we had to go to that were extremely unnecessary and had a total of 8 people in them.

This weird is used for going out, getting drunk and having a good time specifically at night time

The place where we all bought identical $50 leather bags.

This person got HIT BY A CAR in South Africa. When one of the members of the savages asked her why she was in the middle of the road, she got extremely offended.

This middle aged man was like our father. He's extremely strong Afrikaans accent was difficult to understand sometimes. But, he was always there for us.

The Kruger Park tour guide who literally knew every fact about every animal there ever was.

A basic conversational word that can be inserted at various points in any conversation, meaning “oh, wow!” or “Is that so?” It also makes absolutely no sense in the english language.