Grandpa's Own | Rules of Cornhole | History of the Church | Family Favorites | What's in a name |
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What is piddle water
Grandpa has referred to carbonated water by this, less appetizing name
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What is 6 inches
This is the regulation diameter of the hole in the board
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What is the Edict of Milan
This document, in 313 AD, legalized Christianity
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What is Champps
This All-American restaurant is a yearly family visit, before a very thematic holiday.
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What is Muff
This nickname was given to one family member on his inability to catch a ball
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What is jockey box
This non-technical term refers to a compartment in car, although the name implies a different kind of ride.
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What is 2 cups
Each bag should contain about this much corn, thus giving the game it's name
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Who is St. Lawrence
This spicy boy, martyred in 258 AD, is the patron saint of chefs, comedians, and firefighters
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What is Fuddruckers
Now closed, this restaurant specialized in burgers, and had plenty of arcade games that we never played.
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What is Marcus Darkus
This self-ascribed nickname for Mark came from an anime he once loved
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What is the delta
Grandpa asked a very confused waitress about this Greek letter regarding an order of fries
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What is 40-45 feet
Including the boards themselves, this is the total length of play in a game of corn hole
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What are the 95 Theses
A monk made passive aggressive history by nailing these to the front door of Castle Church
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What is Lariat Lanes
Drinks, ramps, and gross looking shoes are all guaranteed in this establishment.
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Who is Michaela/Kaela
This relative is more often referred to by their nickname within the family, but nowhere else
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What is "tap 'er light"
Grandpa often says this phrase of caution, especially in regards to driving
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What is 3-4 inches
This is the required height of the front of the board from top to bottom
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What is castration
It was such an issue that the Council of Nicaea had to issue guidelines prohibiting clergy from this painful procedure.
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What is Pannekoeken
Servers were known for shouting this titular word so often you'd think it was in their job description
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What is Julie
This relative's name means "vivacious", "youthful", and "soft-haired"
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What is horse feathers
This was shouted by a frustrated Grandpa Greg because he didn't want to offend Kami while her and Mike were dating
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What is a "woody"
This term refers to a bag that has landed on the board, but has not gone in.
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What is the Banquet of Chestnuts
Cesare Borgia, son of Pope Alexander VI, held this "nutty" party in the Papal Palace, complete with some pretty strange party games
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What is Subway
If you're a sharing a car with Kurt on a road trip, this a la carte eatery is a guaranteed stop
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Who is Mark, Mike, and Harold
These three family members all share the middle name "Gregory"
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