This brother went to college for less than a week?

This cousin shot the largest deer to date.

This wife has to get ladder ball stuck in a tree.

The only Schwalm cousin who hasn't shot an animal.

The most commonly attended college by the Schwalm Squad.

This brother has unintentionally cut off a piece of his body.

This cousin kissed a boy "on accident"?

This Schwalm wife is a cougar.

This individual started the hair braiding trend at Camp.

This cousin has the most tik tok followers.

This brother started balding first.

This cousin made best dressed in high school.

This Schwalm wife is a sorority sister.

This person got upset about their hunting trophy being showcased on "the gram".

This many Schwalm family members have been employed by Tyco.

This is where the nickname "Terf" came from.

This was the team name of the First Annual Schwalm Beer Olympics Winners.

This wife currently has the most jobs.

This Schwalm cousin shot two turkeys in one shot.

This Schwalm has shit themselves most recently.

This person was the driver in the infamous Schwalm home video tape.

This cousin has modeled nude.

This wife was voted most popular in High School.

This cousin shot a buck on November 10, 2016.

These people created the best family of all.