What is my pet's name?
A: Jack Daniels
B: D (short for Dog)
C: Mr. Pickels
D: Eli

What is my favorite subject?
A: Biology
B: Chemistry
C: Sociology
D: Accounting

What is my mom's Maiden name?
A: Bezos
B: Sellers
C: Jarvis
D: Addams

Am I adopted?

Dear God
Where were you when I needed it?
When I fucked up and repeated it?
When they set the bar and I exceeded it?
My life is like a book that they've been judging by a
Cover but have never took the time to fucking read the shit
I remember telling you my goals and my dreams but you
Didn't even answer so I guess you didn't believe in it
I remember sitting with a gun to my head trying to ask
You for some help but I guess you didn't believe in it!
I don't want religion I need that spirituality
I don't want a church I need people to call a family
I don't wanna tell my sins to another sinner just
Because he's got a robe and he went to some academy

What are my siblings names?
A: Marissa and Jack
B: Jennifer and Andrew
C: Daniella and Thomas
D: Johny and Juliana

What middle school did I attend?
A: Jane Addams Junior High school
B: Mead Jr High School
C: Glen Crest Middle School
D: Jefferson Middle School

What is my favorite Music genre?
A: Rap
B: Country
C: Hip-Hop
D: Jazz

Are any of my grandparents dead?

Woke up 'cause the light poured in
Day two, let the flood begin
Day one left me in my bed
I can barely remember it
Heart shattered in a thousand ways
They tell me pain gonna come in waves
They tell me I'm gonna be okay
Still waitin' for the first to break
Why would You give and then take him away?
Suddenly end, could You not let it fade?
What I would give for a couple o' days
A couple o' days

What neighborhood do I live in?
A: Wheaton
B: Holland
C: Glen Ellyn
D: Chicago

What is my favorite college professors last name?
A: Gillmore
B: Rivera
C: Bultman
D: Pocock

What is my biggest fear?
A: Spiders
B: Heights
C: Drowning
D: Tight spaces

Is my dad adopted?

I got woes and I got worries
I got hope but that shits blurry
Keep my head up 'til I'm dead up
In the hole that I get buried in
Been looking behind me
Pressure inside me
Kicking and fighting been
Trapped in the ivy
I'm undecided
I just keep quiet
I just been waiting for someone to
Try me

How many pets has my family owned?
A: 5
B: 7
C: 8
D: 10

What High school did I attend?
A: Glenbard North
B: Glenbard East
C: Glenbard South
D: Glenbard West

What do I hate the most?
A: Movie Talkers
B: Country Music
C: Stupid Drivers
D: Teenagers

Have I ever been arrested?

I just wanna spend Thanksgiving Day with food and my family
Without being accused of celebrating native casualties
We got so divided, it's black and white and political
Republicans are bigots, libtards if you're liberal
There's riots in our streets, and it's just getting worse
Y'all screaming, "Defund the police", y'all are genius for sure
They're underfunded already, they're way too busy to work
Order food and call the cops, see what reaches you first

What is the name of my first guinea pig?
A: Num Nums
B: Buttercup
C: Maurice
D: Snowball

What is my WORST subject?
A: Music
B: Psychology
C: Math
D: English

What am I genetically inclined for?
A: Depression
B: Anxiety
C: Cardiovascular Disease
D: Hair loss
E: Addiction
F: Cancer
G: All of them
H: None of them

Do I have a hidden talent?

Understand that I don't spit bitch I vomit
Stand behind my bars like solitary confinement
Fuck your money
Fuck your cars
Fuck your bitches and diamonds
Ill be damned if I let some money come and define me
Hello my name is conscience