The person whos shoulders David fell off of

Mokell's criminal offense before her record was scrubbed

2 male roommates hooked up with her and it became a very sore subject

Decent place to buy weed that isn't through Alex Trannon

A social media flex that isn't artsy

Person that would most likely still hit Morgan up even after watching her leave the 90 with another dude

Bar where the owner asked Lauren to "never come back to"

A Weenie with a weak handshake :( but nice

The movie lauren believed she was in during her unusual high

"You ever had good dick?"..... (didn't even have it)

Drunk ugly idiot who went swimming at the bean on a game day

Lauren's self proclaimed future career if she feels the world has not gotten better by the time she is 25.

The object that Vecas will always hold on to

The RA wrote her up for smoking a fat blunt in new north

Told Lauren she should try powerlifting (?) and also kissed Faith once but is debatably gay

A possession/friend that impressed a sigma chi dad enough to make him give Lauren free tickets to a game.

The person among us friends who is most likely to pay for their kids admission to USC one day (I'm sorry this is a subjective question)

Marin's snack of choice when ignoring her Vegas date's sexual advances

Marin's ex boyfriend that asked Lauren to hang out on 4/20 while everyone else was abroad.....sorry bout it

A bottle of wine with her name on it, that she then drank (nothing but respect)

He would try to hook up with Marin and debate Bernie Sander's electability before the upcoming primary.

The present day Lambda sweetheart until she graduates in May

Dining hall that would be the best to hook up in (sorry subjective question..)

The guy that somehow always seemed to interrupt a wholesome sesh ...

Sophomore year was "the meanest person at USC"