This spot is known for its family friendly atmosphere. Many people love it, equally many (or more) hate it; but no one can deny that they definitely surf it twice a week.

This surfer is known for his lack of facial expression. He is precise with his words. He is completely obsessed with the Ay Lmao Alien, and his vehicle is the absolute finest surf mobile on this nation's pavement.

This man grew up locally and is iconic for his blindingly bright dome. He has the most world titles out of all surfers in history.

This type of board is known for its popularity in Malibu. It probably scared the shit out of you at one time, and it probably took you on your first wave.

This contest in 2014 is known for it's deathly sized tubes. Kelly Slater and John John Florence surfed one of the greatest documented sessions in history.

This spot's crowd is known for its lack of patience. You can bet this break will be full of "O-Town Kooks" when surfline is green on a weekend.

This surfer has a chicken for a profile pic on groupme. He loves shredding on land and on musical instrument. Hes probably making a fire beat right now.

This woman shares a child with Jack Freestone. She rides for RipCurl and completely rips. She grew up in Hawaii.

This type of board is obsessed by many hipsters today. It can be seen in countless surf movies, but rarely surfed in the air. Shapers love making them, most surfers don't know how to ride them.

This contest in 2015 is known for its cancelation of the final after a surfer was attacked by a Great White Shark.

This spot breaks well with trade swell along with the winds. If you are a regular footer, you definitely love this wave. If you're a goofy footer, you swear the second peak is so much better. The locals are fierce, the groms are fiercer.

This surfer can be seen on any given day, however, you will rarely ever see him in any of the breaks you surf. More than likely he is talking shit about paradise and only goes surfing with you when it's 2-3 foot.

Also known as White Lightning, this man recently tore his MCL in his knee shortly after retiring from the WSL. He fought off a great white in South Africa.

Nobody knows quite what the fuck these boards are called. Again, hipsters love them, kooks make love to them, and shortboarders hate them. If you ride this type of board, you are most likely a senior citizen born in the 40s in Cocoa Beach.

This contest is known as the oldest surf contest to run in the world.

This spot is a pain in the ass to get to with high tide. Besides the wildlife, the locals are enough to keep you away from this overly consistent break.

This surfer is known for her stoked-ness and can be seen smiling at all hours of the day. She is completely obsessed with pizookies, and loves riding her longboard.

This woman was attacked by a tiger shark when she was a teenager. She now surfs with only one arm and still rips harder than you and I.

The most popular type of board in the market. Stab in the Dark covers these boards and professional surfers use them too.

This contest was taken off tour after massive budget cuts were made. The contest was known for its vacation-like destination, and reef breaks.

This spot is home to the greatest surf contest in the world ever. ever. The occasional rock will open your dome if you aren't careful, but you're probably not going to be when you're on the border of alcohol poisoning at this wave.

This surfer can be identified in any given building by his choice of transportation. He can be seen rolling around campus with his snapback and shades even on the cloudiest days. Legend tells he listens to Rebelution every single day.

This surfer is known for he brash behavior and flicked off the entire WSL crew at the Surfer Poll in 2015. He launches massive straight airs, and rocks front traction on his boards. This man is an animal.

Most people hate these boards more than they hate Hitler. If you see one of these in use, get ready to swear under your breath. These boards are most popular with the "complete watermen" type.

This contest will return to the tour in 2020 after over 30 years of not being held in the big league.