If I spelled kripa like creep-a would I be in the David Wright or wrong?

Harry Potter’s godson

Who is the snow day kid?

True or false? A face mask will protect you from coronavirus.

True or false? If Bloomberg’s advertising spending was split among all US citizens, we would all be millionaires.

Kripa is a fictional character. What is she also known as? Kripacharya, Kripanjivi, Kripatralim, or Respect my Kripin

“Swish and flick,” said the thicc Hermione Granger. What candy is the word swish a combination of?

If you could remove two letters form the words “snow day” what would they be. (Hint: It can be a response to many exciting scenarios.)

True or false? There is coronavirus porn.

“If you sell a gun to your son, there is something wrong in your family.” Did mike actually say this yes or no.

Kripa Montessori School has locations in Schaumburg, Hoffman Estates, Evanston, and Bartlett. Which one of these kreepy locations doesn’t actually own one of these holy sanctuaries.

Harry Potter was sent to the incorrect location due to the pp in his mouth hindering him from speaking correctly. What is the proper spelling of his actual destination.

Crying if there is no snow day is ok because, “I don’t really care _______” -Lil Uzi

A twelve pack of Coronas costs $12.47. How many rolls of toilet paper could you buy for one twelve pack.

What you say to a Bloomberg supporter.

What is the name of the innocent (very hot) plump Indian chick that max falsely accused of being the kripa herself during 5th period lunch? A) Riya Patel B) Kripa Khanal C) Andrea Heji D) Naisargi Pathak E) Crystal Cazares

Harry Potter’s patronus is a stag. This is due to the fact that he had such strong emotional connections to his dead parents. If Domo, Xabder, James, and Paul Chiramel had a patronus what would they be? (How to score?)

Seniors don’t need to make up snow days no matter how many there are. Which one of these wacky critters doesn’t smell like a senior? Adam Mikosz, Kishando, Alex Jacob, Nilufer Kaya, Jack De Choudens, Reine Chatouni, Sevda Koseli, Shakhonzai Mirzozoda, or Bartlomiej Zakrzewski.

“You should wash your hands is at a time like this.” Why is this a stupid statement?

Mike Bloomberg was born in 1942. If a Don Julio 1942 Tequila bottle costs $169.99 then how many shots of tequila would Tnaughts be able to drink at one time.

Kripa is the concept of divine grace in Hinduism. If you see divine G in the hallway what should you do. A) Make your move B) Yell Kripa!! C) Give her a toothbrush D) Do your favorite fortnite dance

If Harry Potter sexually assaulted Harry Bart, what kind of spell would Harry get. (Hint: may or may not be a pun)

If Thursday calculator says that there is a 99% chance of next Thursday being a Thursday, but then it changes to 84% then how much is the snow day calculator on the App Store?

Coronavirus backwards is surivanoroc? @SurivAnoroc on twitter posted, “You let 10 dudes bust in you this year and couldn’t even get one bear on Valentine’s Day? I see why you’re mad. #ValentinesDay” Find the grammatical error.

Mike Bloomberg was born on February 14th. What holiday is on February 14th.