I have won the following challenges:

1. the Ethel burger (a four pound burger to be eaten in under an hour)
2. the Buffalo Wild Wings blazin’ challenge (ate 12 blazing wings in less than six minutes and faster than my opponent)
3. The Lucky’s sandwich challenge in Wrigleyville (eat three sandwiches in less than an hour)

1. I fell asleep twice during the bar exam.
2. I once chased a phone thief through the westside on foot.
3. I tried a percy moore misdemeanor cttl jury trial

There is only one other American’s birthday that observed as a national holiday

While working late at night on a busy Thursday evening, this essential tool becomes unavailable

1. I won a year's supply of chipotle burritos in a cornhole tournament
2. I'm a past dart league champion in the city of Chicago
3. Despite years of playing football, I've never broken a bone

1. I’m a veteran
2. I love pasta
3. I am also a bartender

How many times was Martin Luther King Jr. imprisoned?

On Thanksgiving afternoon, Christmas morning, and New Years night while answering phones, you secretly wish you received what

1. I have drank a whiskey that was made before Prohibition.
2. I was once a participant in the "grand prize game" on the bozo show
3. I've played ping pong with Jonathan Toews

1. I spent a summer traveling the transatlantic slave trade from Africa to Europe
2. I am an adjunct professor at a local law school
3. I recently got married

Skipping ninth through twelfth grade, Martin Luther King Jr. was this age entering college

You have an approved arrest warrant for murder and CSA involving a 75 year old victim out of Chicago heights, Who is tickled?

1. I served in the Marine Corp.
2. I had dinner with Supreme Court Justice Steven Breyer.
3. I won a hot dog eating contest in college

1. I don’t know how to swim
2. I love amusement park rides
3. I learned how to ride a bike this summer

A historic five-day march in 1965 started in this city before King led thousands of nonviolent demonstrators 54 miles to the state capitol.

Would make you day when she answered the phone "Hooooollllllldddddddd pleassssseeeeeeee"

1. I worked in a photo studio taking photos of children and families.
2. My twin uncles were drafted by the Chicago White Sox
3. I took 3 years of guitar lessons.

1. I have a twin sister.
2. I have taken comedy classes and do improv shows (when everything isn’t closed because of the pandemic)
3. Cooking is my favorite hobby.

At the age of 35, Martin Luther King Jr. was the youngest man to have received this award

Despite the every day uphill battles, uncooperating victims, difficult police officers, crimes crashing, sitting in traffic for an hour to pick up disc, you are sure to leave Felony review with this