This quote, said to Riley, had Kaleb dying of laughter in a game of CS:GO.

Certified freak, 7 days a week. ___ ___ _____, make his pull out game weak.

The most degenerate form of the word "pussy."

Marty mains this trickster draugr.

This person hates women.

Max is just the better player, therefore he says this (almost nonstop).

This Juicy, incel-loving artist was introduced to Marty by Riley and she's been hooked ever since, if I do Say So myself.

The amount of years that Riley has been an insufferable menace to the human race.

This is undoubtedly the best skin in the game.

This person is a former roommate and has terrible taste in hair dye.

Grant says this whenever he and Marty are together in the server.

This artist has 5 studio albums with the most recent being released this year, 2020. Popular songs of hers include Animal, We R Who We R, Praying, and Tik Tok.

If you're not a smart man, try asking Riley about this pop icon whom he has seen live twice and could literally talk about for hours on end.

This is David's highest skill mastery champion.

This person lives with Everett and Kaleb.

Kaleb made sure we understood his feelings about spooky things by making this sound the first time we played this game: https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/112986663343780590/063E7B18B865031A897770830B367DB26A9C23B3/

This popular KPOP band always starts their songs by letting you know that they are "in your area."

Riley used to often send images from this specific semi-popular online forum.

This is the first skin Riley ever owned on League. He's no Jedi.

Is her dad KGB? Is she even a real person? Is she a tasty chocolaty treat? Too bad she went back to wonderland.

Riley can often be heard uttering this phrase to himself. Does he miss his mother?

This pop goddess is currently caugh in a completely unfounded conservatorship created by her father and manager in order to profit off of her while also having full control of her life, finances, and even the custody of her children which they threaten to take away when she even attempts to ask for help.

Back when we actually played it, Riley was surpisingly good at this form of extreme auto competition in which the competitors would have to pull off death-defying acts. The game this took place in would land you prison time if you were to actually commit it.

Kaleb's current summoner level in League of Legends.

Lewis came back, but he can never replace this OTHER salty brit.