This meal, traditionally served at brunch, is Tessa's all time favorite.

This is the profile picture of the social media account Fuq_Me_Up.

Scout is this type of cat.

Along with a dumpling and toast - what other food makes an appearance on Tessa's arm?

"Its called a girthy dick ever heart of it" is the instagram caption for a picture of this food.

When Tessa gets another cat - she will want this kind.

If Tessa cannot stop burping - this food is commonly at fault.

"Ok can I still drink these if summer is over? Is that tabboo?" is in reference to this beverage.

This person has stopped Tessa from owning a cat the past 3 years.

The sexual act that Tessa performed on the lawn of a Hamptons mansion.

Which 2 foods are being compared in this caption: "This is a huge debate for me. I love ____, it's always been a pretty consistent food in my life. But _______ is so decadent, so delicious....I can't pick one over the other. Would really love some input from my fans on this one!"

This is one of Scout's loving nick names, given to him by Tessa.

This substance can be blamed for chipping Tessa's tooth at least twice.