This 2010s Pop Hit opens with the verses, “This one is for the boys with the booming system//Top down AC with the cooling system”

It certainly isn’t “pasta”, and God help you if you call it “sauce”—this dish is commonly enjoyed at Lupo family gatherings

Known for her brownies and lasagna, this relative loves Snickers Pie and the beach.

A little scary upon first encounter, this rough-around-the-edges relative can often be found working on cars and using colorful language.

Gifted with speed and power, but cursed with the inability to vomit, this majestic quadrupedal mammal is known for its intelligence.

A doo-wop rock hit from the late ‘80s, this Dion song warns about the fickle romantic tendencies of a particular woman

Served every Easter, this savory main dish is a Jimi Lupo favorite.

Stoic and full of dad jokes, this relative’s favorite football team is the Cowboys

A closed-loop water ride with a slow current that allows patrons to drift slowly in rafts while enjoying mixed drinks

This catholic university leads in the number of Pro Football Hall of Famers produced.

Topping the Billboard 100 Pop Songs Chart at No. 1, This song speculates “maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new”

Starting with a thin slice of raw meat, this Italian dish is stuffed with cheese and vegetables, and presented rolled up in a string.

Lover of golf, hater of the banana boat, this relative can often be found speaking highly of his wife and key lime pie.

A favorite pastime at the beach, this sporty venue tends to bring out the competitive edge from certain family members

Jovial giant who made French cuisine more accessible to Americans with the translation of “The Joy of Cooking”; self-proclaimed knife freak

Commonly played at weddings, this Angolan dance hit is in both Spanish and Portuguese, and includes the line “Oi, oi, oi”

Enjoyed as a dessert on Friday nights by Supreme, Cynge, Sweetheart Sandy, No-no, and JP, this citrus custard pie has Floridian origins.

This family member loves yellow and the beach, while also being the reigning Mini Golf Champion.

Commonly frequented by Pop & Grandma (et. al) this Italian restaurant hosted many family celebrations, and had the advertising slogan, “Come for Dinner!”

Associated with angelic scenes of luxury, this stringed instrument is the national symbol of Ireland.

Featuring somber lines such as “Well they said she died easy of a broken heart disease”, this rock song from 1998 won two Grammy’s

Borne of trees belonging to the genus Castanea, this edible nut is commonly botched at our family gatherings, much to our amusement

A little scary upon first encounter, this rough-around-the-edges relative can often be found working on cars and using colorful language.

A constituent country of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, this Caribbean island is a mere 19 miles long, and nicknamed “The Happy Island”

Canadian Electronic Dance Music artist; given name is Joel Thomas Zimmerman