Taylor lotioned her legs, did her hair, curled her eyelashes, and put on 700 different face make ups for this boy to end up ditching her.

This gel didn't tell her friends when she got into a nursing program, when she became exclusive with a mans, and when she went to meet the mans in the park for a socially distanced hangout.

Its at that point where a go fund me should be helped to find this girl ANY dick to be placed in her vagina. Its urgent. This poor gel needs our help.

What bar did Blake get mauled to the floor in during a date function with Jeremy in? Halle dont pee your pants.

This girl was Jessis bff until… she had sex w her bf… but still is obsessed w Jessi? Mood.

If you want a guy to make you anxious about your freshman year good life final, here’s your guy.
Where to find him: bicycle at southwest, on couch stressing like a dawg, and venting about his high body count

Does she get offended when the word lesbian gets tossed around? Mhm.  Does she have more warts than corona cases? Mhm. Does her bf still not speak much? Mhm.

Sorry _____. You got the boot because you made the deeph house smell like farts with your veggie filled Tupperwares

This frat was where hunter got called SO FUCKING UGLY IN. These men.. don’t get too horny gels because they are SNACKS, other than the fact theres missing chromosomes in a majority of the men.

Where and what was implanted on Risa's head when she blacked out after fats?

This mans is someone were all obsessed with for no reason . Did we meet him in baha? yep. Is he rich as fuq? yep. Is he hot? nope.

U heard it hear folks!. This gel is gonna go to culinary school for her roasted veggies and “interesting” looking smoothie bowls. This gel lives for sassing the rest of the gels and did I mention, is NEVER WRONG. EVERRRRR.

Holy shit ______.  PLEASE DONT SEND ME 3 PARAGRAPHS ABOUT MORNING TOAST AND CHEMISTRY. Except you’re not the obvious name that comes to mind.. you’re just a bit…. Less fortunate looking.

The gels almost started WW3 here when the bouncers forgot they paid already… little to know that the tep men got a table for the sophomore hoes

Why wouldnt Swill fuck Jenna anymore?

____ caused  2 good gels to get in a bicker, and also was involved in Blake staring at ____ bar mitzvah pictures while piping.

Since this gel is the newest single one, sex deprivation is a real thing. will she think ab fucking her brother? maybe. her dad? maybe. has she suddenly began to workout? indeed.

Hates UF. Loves Chipotle. Got those Peloton connections DOE. #BESTVISITOR2019

This place is located in Celebration Pointe. Did Oak forget it was only one persons birthday? The wine for all wasn’t necessary but thanks anyways...

What street did Alexa decide she was a professional runner on while blacked out and then resulted in a face plant

Name the 3 boys Hunter fucked in one week

This gel is paranoid that she smells like the avenyl trash dump, (not that she does…) and low key racks more men than the rest of us. Go gel go gel go gel.

Hype woman of Broward. Wouldn’t trade the world for those beats. Did I mention she works at SW rec?

Rachel went back with Jav and we all know she loved it. What does he live in and where is it located?

Where and who did sam decide to get a quick pipe in before getting walked in on?