The Scandinavians serve it in all forms — gelatinous candy or straight from this sea.

This celestial phenomenon is elusive but could be seen from Wisconsin last year.

The people of this country are the happiest on earth, and so is Joseph when he visits.

His favorite movie is more commonly a book, featuring this Californian agricultural product.

This guy writes about Lenny, but not our Lenny.

This archaic method of transportation is Joseph’s preferred mode.

You might want to brush up on Pachinko if you’re going here.

Lynyrd Skynyrd calls this place home, but Joseph would rather not ever visit again.

This orange emoji usually only comes out once a year, but remains consistently on Joseph’s most frequent used.

While the rest of us are watching The Real Housewives, Joseph prefers the finer things in life, including this area of historical study.

Joseph prefers Scythian tattoos, originating from this icy tundra that Lukas has threatened to banish people to.

Joseph plans to make it to Osun-Osogbo, an UNESCO site in this country.

Ray Charles often thinks of this place but Joseph wishes he could forget it.

Joseph and Emily are both a part of this productivity app cult.

It’s nurse! It’s a horse! No wait, it’s the The Poetic Edda which features stories by these gods.

This latin quote, ‘momento mori’, is Joseph’s (concerning) anthem.

Joseph plans to bike the North Sea Circle, which includes coastline in England, Scotland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Germany, the Netherlands and this country.

This historically Scandinavian neighborhood in Seattle is where Joseph and his wife call home.

This Netflix crime drama features FBI Agent Dale Cooper, who travels to this town solve the murder of seemingly innocent high schooler Laura Palmer.

Putin’s trying to establish it but Joseph has been listening to this band since before it resurfaced on the geopolitical spectrum.

Some people drink coffee, but Joseph prefers this hipster alternative.

Svalbard is a Norwegian archipelago between mainland Norway and the North Pole. That’s a long way to travel to enjoy this fishy cuisine.

This favorite national park features a rainforest, glaciers, and old-growth forests.

Woody Allen and Joseph would both like a seat at the table of this Swedish director and playwright.

Ernest Hemingway and Joseph both enjoy a nightcap of this green cocktail, featuring absinthe and Champagne.