Rumors about our friends | Sophomores hehehe | Juniors baby | Seniors!!!!!! | Random |
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What is blow or blow
This rumor involves two white things Sorella women love more than anything
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Who is Nya Herron
This sophomore thought Katie Gold was a boy in lineup
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Who is Sarah Contento
This junior was interrogated by Campo and thought she killed Sorella by sign flipping outside Phi Kappa Tau as a task
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Who is Bergen Banta AKA Body/Beauty By Bergen
This senior is lowkey a pyramid scheme queen but also has a successful workout program and tanning/beauty company.
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What is Kappa Alpha Theta
The official on campus sorority that preceded Sorella Society
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What is Molly Monday's
Rumor that our friends do an illicit drug on one particular day of the week
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Who is MC Rapoza...Formerly known as Mac Larra lol
The rush chair's didn't know this sophomore's real name until card party oops.
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Who is Sophie Parker
This junior made ELITE memes her sophomore year and when our P/VP asked her to maybe tone it down, she then made memes about the fact that she needed to tone it down.
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Who is Madeleine Phillips
This senior uses the words "cooter" and "queef" and "slay" as responses to anything and everything
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What is Super Bowl
This party leaves you covered in gin, chocolate sauce, sweat and many other substances.
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What is initiation !!!!!!! <3
This is not a rumor but this is driving around in a car blindfolded listening to centipedes.
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Who is Kai D.
This sophomore handed Cascio her trash at the door during CP
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Who is Greta Ferda
This junior asked "Should we pregame/bring alcohol?" in the kak when our Prez sent a message saying "ABSOLUTE MANDATORY meeting tomorrow"
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Who is Abi Goffinet
This senior has a doppelgänger in the sophomore class.
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What is CHUG A MF BEER
This song is sung only on special occasions when Sorella is all together as a group
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What is Black Tar Heroine
This is rumored to be Sorella's street drug of choice
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Who is Emily Yu
This sophomore had to wish Scott Whelan a happy birthday and bake him a cake when it simply was not his birthday.
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Who is Katie Gold
This junior’s Molly alter ego is named Xenon
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Who is Alex Bestick
This senior did shotgunned a four loko casually in the library one afternoon because everyone said "I bet you won't"
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What is BDAY
This Sorella formal is a banger
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What is the Bop Bop
Iconic rumor about sitting on a table and getting finger blasted at lineup
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Who is Sloan Isen
This sophomore said Billy Liptrot was the hottest guy in Theta Chi (he is not in theta chi FYI)
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What is taping their noses up so that they looked like pigs
When the juniors were sophomores, they had to do what during a Tau Fraturday as a punishment and were threatened with "No mixers for a week" if they were seen without this:
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Who is Ellie Cascio.
This senior said "Wolverine activated" and destroyed a junior boy's back during sexual intercourse last year.
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What is the fourth floor gender neutral bathroom
This place in the library is where we go to throw up, cry, have sex, or poop your brains out.
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