| Swimcest | Fuck Ups | Coaches | Superlatives | Random |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Hayden Curley
Who made out with half women's team their freshman year?
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Todd Owen (Bonus: 0.8)
Who owns the record for lowest GPA in history of men's team? (Bonus: What was his GPA)
|
KZ (old diving coach)
Got fired for printing porn in conference room
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Greyson Alarcon
Most likely to send an unwanted dick pic
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Tony Stewart
Who ate a worm?
|
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Diana Dunn
What swimmer cheated on their S/O with the captain of the team???
|
Kyle Worrell
Busted their head open because they can't handle their alcohol
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Nick Zorn
Most garbage swimmer of our coaching staff?
|
EVERYONE
Who is most likely to get extremely fucked up tonight
|
Dalton Lowe
Who is definitely not 6 foot and is really insecure about it
|
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ABBYYY HAYYYYY
Hottest girl on the team?
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Colton and Kyle
Who got banned from competing at KY state meet and ripped by Amy
|
Chris Lindaeur
Who did lots of hard drugs in college?
|
Caleb Duncan
Who is most likely to join a cult?
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Kivanc Gurr
Really hates Thanksgiving
|
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Mallory Comerford
Barna, Bart, Mike
|
Mike Eastman
Who fought a mirror and lost?
|
Chris Lindaeur
What coach sold their bong to Joao De Lucca?
|
Bartosz
Who is the tiniest boi in history of the world and sucks and is a traitor and we all hate him.
|
Gabe Orbe
Got crossed so hard he broke his ankle and isn't returning for a lil
|
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Kaylee Wheeler
Zach, Colton, Mate, Santi, Hayden, Nikos, Barna, Neal, Mike, Zoohaaa
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Hayden, Annette, Santi, Mike
What group of Freshman at the time, got suspended for a week for drinking during recruiting visit?
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Arthur Albiero
Ate a live goldfish in college to get into a party
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Ryan McMahon
Who is the worst basketball player in the history of the sport?
|
We dont give a fuck
What place did Women's team get at NCAA in 2019?
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