Senior Year he was known as "the man with the pencil dick" after fucking multiple people we know.

Thumb lookin ass bitch. Photographs surprisingly well considering she is 2 foot 8 and square as can be. In the middle of the infamous Parker House brawl.

Was in an extremely toxic relationship and is still in that relationship. No one has seen her since graduation. Boyfriend broke into the house through the back door and destroyed her room. Hit Harris's car while drunkenly backing out of the driveway after her man demanded she drive him home.

The event where we finally solidified that our friend has too much rhythm and way too much golden melanin for him to be fully white. The greatest theme party we've ever had.

During the VIPs 24 hour bender at the Jersey Shore, this member of the crew somehow had time to vigorously sext a boy while double fisting vodka sodas with 7 straws each, bar hopping/restaurant hopping all day long, and making out with another boy at the Parker House. This entire day in our memories revolves around the quote "I want you to lick my clog." which was said by this person.

This person fell off a high lofted bed while hooking up with a member of the swim team.

The loudest fucking bitch on the planet. Made her ride home wait in the driveway for her to finish having sex. Major republikkkan even though she is from the dirtiest borough and one of the poorest counties in the country (true fact). Screamed at a friend of ours in Cancun for being in her room. Cheap fuckin bitch too.

100% instigated the parker house brawl by poking our opponent from behind and saying nasty things in her ear.

Blamed a Lax boy that she hooked up with for throwing up in her sink even though we are all 99% sure it was actually her.

During spring break, these two people went into the ocean while the waves were relatively rough and sloppily made out while giant waves crashed over them. They fell multiple times and even hit their teeth together. Their tongues were everywhere and it was a SIGHT TO SEE if you were one of the few to witness this atrocity. (Answer is two names)

This member of the VIPs was sitting on Marist beach making out with someone, while waiting for a friend to come back with weed. Mid hookup, they had to stop kissing and they threw up all over the grass.

John Giuffre's personal dick rider. Annoying as fuck. A perfect example of why other races hate white people.

A list of her MARIST ONLY fucks was released by her housemate and the list was nearly 80 people long. Literally cannot think of one boy that hasn't at least made out with her. Consistently cheated on her boyfriend. Known for having an absolute WAGON and for her infamous quote "Nico's not in here."

This person who used to be a part of our group always tried to add unnecessary people to every group chat. A simple 6 person group chat would become a 15 person chat because of him. As a result we would have multiple identical chats all with people we didn't really care for.

Allergic to latex. Had to either use lambskin condoms or do raw anal so she didn't get a rash on her pusswa, which led to her infamous nick-name on campus.

Was on her way to Vermont to visit her boyfriend but stopped in Poughkeepsie on her way up to fuck a resident of 55 south clover street. Was anorexic and overdosed on Xanax in Gartland. Would fuck a member of Gartland E6 just hours before her actual boyfriend was coming to visit even though he was banned from campus for selling drugs freshman year.

Only wanted to cuddle and get fingered on her lofted ass bed. Made a resident of Gartland E6 climb up there just to kiss and finger her. Would go into his room wrapped in a blanket and ask if he wanted to come cuddle. Invited the boys over for tacos without telling them they were squash tacos instead of meat. Thinks she's an influencer with her 47 likes per post and insta stories of what she bought at the grocery store.

Stole an entire bottle of vodka from behind the bar at Darby's and started giving out free shots in the back outside. Was caught on the surveillance cameras and called into the back room of the bar by the owner and demanded she pay hundreds of dollars for profit loss. Luckily he only charged her a small amount.

Joe mistook a picture of Olivia Aller for this person. BUT SHE WAS FUCKING FACE DOWN IN THE MUD SO HOW TF WAS HE SUPPOSED TO TELL WHO IT WAS HE LITERALLY ONLY SAW THE HAIR

She is somehow in the background of almost every throwback video we have because she followed us around. She was pretty annoying but just wanted to be included. Was obsessed with all of us, especially out friends THEN boyfriend and would not leave him alone.

Nick Albernas claimed to have only had sex with her once even though we all know it was an on and off thing for the entirety of freshman year.

This person was absolutely huge and insane. The residents of Fulton Fiesta Vaca Spot were traumatized by this persons actions. One resident screamed at him for breaking in through the back door.

This member of Gartland E6 caused DRAMA in Gartland E8 between two girls. This person was hooking up with one of them for a little bit, then stopped, then hooked up with another one for a bit. The two girls were close friends. This hookup along with other events that year lead to the end of their friendship.

Got up in front of all of Kappa Sigma at a fraternity meeting and said "I fucked 40 girls" as his fun fact.

Had one of the messiest write ups in Marist history. Will not stfu if you get into a convo with her at the bar. Did a presentation abroad while still rolling from the night before, makeup smearing down her face, in 6 inch whore heels, and in a faux purple fur coat that covered her very small dress so it looked like she wasn't wearing any pants