Edie Reviews | 3 Movies...1 Actor | Well, That's Specific | What was the title again? | Shit Descriptions of Movies |
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What is Inception?
The movie Edie reviewed "Baby’s first action movie that isn’t all just *bang bang* not worth watching more than 2 times (unlike some people)" and gave an 8/10.
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Who is Tommy Lee Jones?
he/she is in Under Siege, Men in Black 2, and No Country for Old Men.
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What is Trump Towers?
The place Borat took a shit in front of in his first movie.
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What is Blade Runner?
The movie that should have been called "Sprinting on Swords."
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What is Brokeback Moutain?
Couldn't tell you, but DAMN his bussy is busted!
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What is I’m Thinking of Ending Things?
The movie Edie reviewed "Let’s create a barely coherent movie and maybe pretentious pricks will get some sense of deep meaning behind it!" and gave a 1/10.
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Who is Heath Ledger?
he/she is in A knight's Tale, Brokeback Mountain, and The Patriot.
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What is a hamster?
The animal this fierce fighting style was based around in Orgazmo.
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What is Anaconda?
The movie that should have been called "Big Snake."
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What is The Thing?
It's the Among Us movie.
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What is Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse?
The movie Edie reviewed "Overrated film with good animation and visuals but a generic and predictable story." and gave a 6/10.
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Who is Al Pacino?
he/she is in Ocean's 13, Jack and Jill, and The Irishman.
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What is American Psycho?
The movie where the protagonist goes on a rant about Huey and the News, Phil Collins, and Whitney Houston in the same movie.
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What is Peanut Butter Falcon?
The movie that should have been called "JIF bird."
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What is Underworld?
I don't know. I kind of just stared at the leather the whole movie.
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What is Lost in Translation?
The movie Edie reviewed "Weewooo weeewoooo ???????? that is a 17 year old ass go to horny jail!!" and gave a 6/10.
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Who is Albert Brooks?
he/she is in Taxi Driver, Drive, and Nemo.
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What is 4?
The number of dreams deep Cobb finds himself in during the last 30 minutes of Inception.
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What is The Dark Knight Rises?
The movie that should have been called " His Black Cock Grows."
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What is There Will Be Blood?
The movie about bowling, but there is barely any bowling and when they do bowl they don't even play it right.
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What is Black Snake Moan?
The movie Edie reviewed "Nothing can heal past trauma like an iron chain." and gave a 4/10
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Who is Matt Damon?
he/she is in Deadpool 2, Thor: Ragnarok, and Contagion.
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Who is Peachfuzz?
The name of the wolf in Creep.
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What is Sorry to Bother you?
The movie that should have been called "Forgive me for annoying thou."
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What is Snowpiercer?
The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Sequel.
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