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What is tequila?
Christina has never gotten drunk with this drink or had a hangover because of it, but this drink is only followed by bad decisions.
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What is Downey?
When Chance's mom got married she decided to never change her last name due to how bad Sandra Sabouri sounded and decided to keep her maiden name....
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What is King's Cross?
After touring basically all of London in 24 hours and spending more time on the subway than sleeping, this subway stop was famous for the hostel from hell.
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Who is Grant Hastings?
After recently being abroad in Germany, this fella thought it would be clever to caption his photo "Prost to senior year!"
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Who is Logan Brinks?
During a four hour conversation of complete NONSENSE, he asked "What relationship?".
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What is communications 1A03?
In first year, Christina met Momina while studying for this exam on the 5th floor of DSB.
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What is Sign of the Times.
After the JDCC photoshoot with Michael and Emilie, Chance unfortunately rejected this Harry Styles bop for her contemporary class this year.
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What is Night 2 in Bordeaux?
The symphony was remarkable and Christina and Momina shared a beautiful evening on this night during Momina's stay in this country.
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What is Leigh Kalininsky?
An important female in the Qureshi world decided to caption her bathroom pic "fancy ????" ....
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Who is Michael Dubois?
After dealing with nonsense for months, this fuckboi decided to try and play the player by telling her "Yeah you're getting benched".
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Who is Alex?
After kissing many white men, Christina has finally determined that he was by far the worst kisser.
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What is Chance's body count?
Chance has a very LUCKY number of 8, well one might call it lucky and one might call it disappointing...
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What is the pole and the peanut bar?
Surprisingly Momina never caught covid even though this was relatively close to her mouth, and if missing, can always be found here.
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What is Chance Sabouri?
Back in 2018, on a wild night out, someone thought it would be creative to caption their scandalous photo "Once you let me out, my inner vampire comes out ????"
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Who is Dan Kaszuba?
After being a little hoe for the last four years flipping between different flings, this man had the balls to ask two women in MC^2 to have a threesome with him.
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Who is Dan Kaszuba?
After a series of unfortunate events over the last 2 years, this man could never get the flood gates running down below.....
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Who is Sam?
Chance's last cat before Mia was extremely important to her and was slightly a bitch and was given a very boring name since they got her from the humane society.
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What is Edinburgh Airport?
The reunion between the old Hollywood Hoodrats was filled with tears in the middle of the terminal at this airport.
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What is Momina Qureshi
As a worldwide traveller, it only made sense for this person to caption their photo "airplane views weren't so bad ????" .
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Who is Michael Diana?
After being in quarantine for only 4 months this man decided to slide into the DMs with "wanna quarantine together ???? ?????????????????"
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What is the Netherlands?
If covid hadn't cut their dreams short, M & C would have reunited here to make some duo memories.
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What is white cheddar smartfood popcorn?
Despite this food being very similar to Chance's go to drunk meal, this junk food product makes Chance want to puke every time she smells it.
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What is iBOAT?
After puking all over the top deck of this boat, Momina only survived 5 minutes and then proceeded to cockblock Christina for the rest of the night.
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Who is Liam O'Brien?
This hunk was not a heart throb his entire life and once captioned his photo in a suit with "They call me ranch sauce, cause I be dressin #ranchsauce".
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Who is Professor Mandeep Malik?
We love when a kind man slides into our DM's to tell us "You are super talented and such a good, kind and awesome person" only because you are in a photo with another man.
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