| Characters | Quotes | Reality V. Illusion | Fun and Games | 
|---|---|---|---|
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					  Who is Martha's Father?					 
					 President of the college in the New England town of New Carthage | 
					  Who is George?					 
					 Well, dear if I kissed you I'd get all excited.. and I'd take you, by force, right here on the living room rug. | 
					  What is Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?					 
					 They sing this song to show how Martha really is | 
					  What is Bring up the Baby?					 
					 George talking about the boy that him and Martha supposably have | 
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					  Who is Martha?					 
					 She chose George, believing he had potential to become the head of the history department and eventually to replace her father as president of the university | 
					  Who is George?					 
					 I read somewhere that science fiction is really not science fiction at all…that you people are rearranging my genes so that everyone will be like everyone else | 
					  What is the imaginary baby?					 
					 George takes it upon himself to "kill" this | 
					  What is Peel the Label?					 
					 The uncovering of secrets | 
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					  Who is George?					 
					 Makes the biggest power play of his life here, "killing" the imaginary son | 
					  Who is Martha?					 
					 I swear…if you existed I'd divorce you … I haven't been able to see you for years … you're a blank, a cipher | 
					  What is Nick married honey because of a hysterical pregnancy?					 
					 Though he they look like they are the perfect couple, Nick married honey because of this. | 
					  What is Snap the Dragon?					 
					 George breaking the tops of flowers off and throwing them at Martha, ultimately reaching the breaking point in their relationship | 
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					  Who is Honey?					 
					 Never has any idea of what is going on and is very oblivious | 
					  Who is Nick?					 
					 I wouldn't say there was any…particular passion between us, even at the beginning…of our marriage, I mean | 
					  What is the idea of a perfect couple?					 
					 The baby was invented to create this | 
					  What is Get the Guests?					 
					 George will not let Nick and Honey leave without loosing their dignity | 
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					  Who is Nick?					 
					 Though he initially appears to love his wife, it becomes evident that he married her for her money | 
					  Who is Honey?					 
					 Oh, I don't know, a little brandy maybe. "Never mix, never worry!" | 
					  What is George not believing Martha would actually cheat on him?					 
					 This is why George acts like he doesn't care about Nick and Martha's flirting | 
					  What is Hump the Hostess?					 
					 Nick flirting with Martha and George encouraging it |