I'M NOT A DUMMY! | DAMN, THIS IS HARD! | ARE YOU SERIOUS? | DAD!?!?!?! | WITCHO DUMB ASS (YOU BY YO SELF) |
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In Washington, D.C.!
There are three houses. One is red, one is blue, and one is white. If the red house is to the left of the house in the middle, and the blue house is to the right to the house in the middle, where is the white house?
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2nd Place
In the Kentucky Derby Showtime is in 7th, Egg Hunt is in 4th, Sugar Foot past the horse in 2nd place for a photo finish while SHoe LAce & Harvey battled for 9th. If Sun Raisin didn't race where did sugar foot finish the race?
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HIS SON
A man is looking at a photograph of someone. His friend asks who it is. The man replies, “Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who was in the photograph?
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The baby, because he is a little bigger.
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
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What is 13 - 50?
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You light the match first!
You are in a cabin and it is pitch black. You have one match on you. Which do you light first, the newspaper, the lamp, the candle, or the fire?
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A Secret
If You Have Me, You Want To Share Me. If You Share Me, You Don't Have Me. What Am I?
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GROUP CHALLENGE
GROUP CHALLENGE
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A Towel
What gets wetter the more it dries?
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August
WITHOUT USING YOUR FINGERS WHATS THE 8th MONTH OF THE YEAR?
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The ball costs 5 cents. One dollar more than 5 cents is $1.05, the sum of which is $1.10.
A bat and a ball cost $1.10. The bat costs one dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?
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GROUP CHALLENGE
GROUP CHALLENGE
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Thinking in terms of time, 8 AM plus 8 hours equals 4 PM.
How Can 8 + 8 = 4 ?
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David
David’s Father Has Three Sons: Snap, Crackle, And ________?
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C'mon MAN!
WHAT'S TALLER 5'12 or 6'0?
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Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold.
Which travels faster? Hot or Cold?
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1
Your dad tells you that he will pay you $6.00 an hour for the 6 seconds that you take to wash your hands before dinner.
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A Last NAme
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one. Michael J. Fox has a short one. Madonna does not use hers. Bill Clinton always uses his. The Pope never uses his. What is it?
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GROUP CHALLENGE
GROUP CHALLENGE
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IF DOUGHNUTS ARE 12 CENTS A DOZEN HOW MUCH ARE 100 DOUGHNUTS
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A Book
I have no voice, yet I speak to you.
I tell of all things in the world that people do.I have leaves, but I am not a tree.I have pages, but I am not a bride.I have a spine, but I am not a man.I have hinges, but I am not a door.I have told you all. I cannot tell you more.What am I? |
Fill the 5-gallon jug, pour it into the 3-gallon jug until the 3 gallon is full, and leaving 2 gallons in the 5-gallon jug. Now pour the 3-gallon jug out. Pour the remaining 2 gallons from the 5 gallon into the empty 3-gallon jug. Now fill the 5 gallon from the faucet. You now have exactly 7 gallons.
You have a 3-gallon jug and a 5-gallon jug. You need to measure out exactly 7 gallons of water. How can you do it?
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I, T, S. The complete sequence is the first letter of every word in the sentence.
Guess the next three letters in the series GTNTL.
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GROUP CHALLENGE
GROUP CHALLENGE
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3:37
IF ITS 23 MINUTES TO 4:00 WHAT TIME IS IT?
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