"I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside."

To discard an item at a high velocity

Italians make-a the _______

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Beauty and the beast/Harry Potter

"I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a bitch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!"

A super awesome song. The kind you listen to for three hours on repeat on Spotify.

To have a fluffy or frayed texture

How does Moses make coffee?

Forgetting Sarah Marshall/The Muppets Movie

“This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”

When someone is depressingly horny

to study the animal kingdom

My dad unfortunately passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type. His last words to us were

RIPD/X men origins

I didn't hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears.

Beef, Trouble, Confrontation, Gun battle

A solid insult would be this

To the guy who invented zero

Avengers Infinity War/Anchorman

If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die

Dammmmmn
Ex. when a girl walks by with a phat ass

pre main course

England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a

Spiderman 2/127 Hours