James Caldwell High School

Daniel Jones

This two-time XXXFL champ is preparing for his start against Kansas City this weekend in the biggest game of his life.

Pardon me, but this 1984 hit by A-ha has been re-popularized by a famous sports podcast .

This TV Game Show host would be a great addition to the XXXFL to facilitate some blockbuster Deals

Choate Rosemary Hall

Ryan Tannehill

Despite finishing in second to last place in fantasy, this player enjoyed a successful season on the field, going 29-36 on FG attempts representing Sir Purr.

This Hozier hit has over 1.3 Million plays on Spotify, but our Jewish friends still can't relate much.

This bald guy is one of the most Furious actors in Hollywood

Brian McMahon High School

Kenny Golladay

One of the oldest and most accomplished players in the league, he still isn't too handsome and famous to take out the "Trash".

Jim Carrey starred in this 200 films about a nice-guy cop with Dissociative Identity Disorder who must protect a woman on the run from a corrupt ex-boyfriend and his associates.

This outfielder is currently the longest-tenured NY baseball player

New Hampton School

Aaron Jones

This XXXFL'er will stop on a "Dime" to tell you "GO BIRDS!", even if they might be divisional rivals.

This 1986 classic is follows four boys as they set off on a summer hike to search for the body of a local boy who's gone missing. A King sung these same words over 20 years earlier.

This Worldwide superstar just got his own Sirius XM channel. But if you ask where he's from, he'll tell you M.I.A.M.I

Gilman School

Nyheim Hines

This QB got his first ever start in this year's NFL playoffs, and even though he got injured, it had nothing to do with Gillette.

This TV show starring Tim Roth and Hayley McFardland won the 2011 People's Choice Award for Favorite TV Crime Fighter.

After a little procedure, this Hall of Fame Linebacker pulled a George Constanza and said "I WAS bald!"