This student was engaging in oral sex with a cheese stick during Human Growth and Development

This day is spent grading papers, making plans, and crying about not having enough time to enjoy something fun.

This event occurred on October 24, 2001, and made you appreciate (and not ridicule) parents who listen to weather forecasts.

This technology turned your fingers purple, but smelled oh so good when fresh off the machine.

This student continually talked to herself, believed in perpetual Halloween, and attended a "Haunt Convention" with her parents.

This happens 4 times a year when the principal scripts your every word (luckily not your thoughts!)

This common camping activity is not your best sport as you finally managed to arrive backwards in front of all of your students.

This piece of technology was guaranteed to snap in the middle or come unrolled if not caught on time.

This student was so naughty that we put him in a revolving homeroom.

This daily event involves going outside in the rain, shine, or polar vortex to lead a class game.

This world renown musical group made their singing and dancing debut at Sherman Lake Camp and have been rumored to even be on YouTube.

You knew your bulletin board would be designed to perfection when using this piece of technology to enlarge that perfect image.

This student drove you to drink. His mother thought he could do no wrong and wanted to come to school and observe you to see what you were doing wrong.

This yearly event involves hours and hours of trying to keep those early finishers quiet while others are staring at a computer screen while they try to make sense of what is being asked.

If you listen very closely, this parody sung to the tune of I Love Rock and Roll, can still be heard playing in the trees at Sherman Lake Camp.

This technology, still used today to model the phases of the moon, was guaranteed to cause hot flashes and psychedelic hands.

These 3 current students have solidified in your mind your reason for retiring and make you thankful every day for any color of wine.

This annoying practice involves tire fires, chunnels, and some nameless mathematican.

This common hair product that has recently gained popularity, has been known to sound fire alarms.

This technology was used to introduce Journey's stories like LaBamba, but when mishandled, the last sound played would be repeated over and over causing it to be stuck in your head.

Who is very ready and well-deserving of retirement?