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Who Founded UVA

I’ve been taken to the chapel twice while drunk because people thought I needed God

I was out with friends and we met Bryce Perkins and ofc we asked him if he was Bryce Perkins. But he lied & said his name was Josh and we were drunk so we believed him...and someone even came up and took a pic with him and we yelled at them that his name was Josh (whoops) afterwards we realized he was most definitely Bryce Perkins

right after i lost my virginity, my mom drained my entire bank account bc i didn’t answer her phone calls and i immediately thought i was going to hell

This main character in Gossip Girl is not actually American, name his nationality, character name, and real name

This is the formal name for the group of rooms on the lawn called (hint: not Lawn Rooms)

i was making out with a guy on trin 3 and he suddenly lifted me up into the air so I was ~elevated~ for like 5 mins while i silently tried begging him to put me down. i was literally dangling like a stick the entire duration of this event

i rlly love baby names and planning my future so during standardized tests when i finished and there was extra time i would draw out my future family tree w kids names and grandkids names, etc haha

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for my 13th birthday my best friend gave me a pillowcase w tom brady’s face on it and that has been my pillowcase ever since. i have never slept w/o it, i bring it on vacations, etc

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drinking 40s is a late night tradition for counselors at the summer camp i went to for 6 years and now work at. this past summer during the first night of staff training, i finished my 40 the fastest of all 9 new staff members w a time of 39min and 27seconds

or just put “i’m so indecisive i gave sarah 3 different stories ab myself bc i lack the ability to make any decision”

last year i was visiting a bunch of my high school friends (i’m def the mom friend of that group and i feel like this embodies that) where they go to college and we were all drinking a lot by the river and had this big bonfire going on... anyway we had a bunch of sugary drinks and by 2 am everyone was throwing up everywhere, especially me, and my friends led me over to bushes to puke and i kept reaching my hands back to try and hold my friends hair as I was puking bc i thought they were the ones needing to be taken care of :)))

This number volume Big Booty Mix dropped this week

What is the second most represented state at UVA

some of my favorite drunk memories have to be getting Cookout with friends and hanging in the Watson-Webb lounges then laying on the couches at 3am

once when i was drunk i ran into the huge wire that is connected to the telephone or cable wires that is in front of the rotunda by the road and fell on the ground it left a huge bruise on my leg

I once snuck out w my friend to go get a tattoo and then another one is first year one time I got too crossed so my friend had to carry me the entire way back from grandmarc to gooch/Dillard. idk if these work or not or if only one is enough but lmk!

This is the Kardashian/Jenner clan, including grandkids and baby daddies/mamas

Sing the Good Ol' Song

one time I was running down the corner because i had to pee so bad and I was wearing a tube top and I was so drunk I didn’t realize it had fallen down

for quad party my friends and i scammed our ways onto the kappa sig roof with fake wristbands and then convinced everyone up there that we were invited hah

i was at beta once and i was standing under one of the platforms and a huge ass football player who was dancing on the platform fell on top of me

Finish the lyric: Hey Luda, When I was 13, I had my first love

Who made the buzzer beater shot in the UVA v. Purdue March Madness game

So I was really drunk on night and my roommate and I were with two guys and they helped us climb the Jefferson statue by the rotunda which seemed like a fantastic idea at the time but I ended up almost sobbing because I’m so afraid of heights and they had to coax me to jump down

hooked up with a guy(who was friends w a guy i had a massive crush on but close enough) who was really nice but lived at the standard and after we hooked up i couldn’t fall asleep bc i was blanketless and he snored like an old man so i called my friend at 5 am to uber me home bc i wasn’t ab to walk to dorms from the GODDAMN STANDARD and my parents credit card was attached to my uber account sooo i ended up shaking him awake to inform him of my departure and thank god he drove me home

last year I was walking home drunk with some friends from first-year formal and was wearing heels and a tight, short dress and decided it would be a good idea to do a cartwheel and I COMPLETELY flashed my whole ass to an entire family that was walking by. After completing the cartwheel, I slipped and completely ate it on the sidewalk & bloodied my knees. The family saw all of it :,)